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One Possible Reason That Things Aren't Going According To Plan Is That There Never Was A Plan In The First Place.
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One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
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One possible reason things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
No plan survives the first contact intact.
The first thing you learn as a life insurance salesman is never refer to premiums as the layaway plan.
A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahead.
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If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
The first plan is simple. Kill Bob. Never! Then try the second.
Kill yourself! Mmm...and the third? The third is to ensure that no-one _ever_ knows....
Project: To determine what makes things tick. Plan: ....to stop the ticking.