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• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance.
• First, you must know what the thing is, and then after learn the use of the same.
  -- Robert Recorde...
• Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
• One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.
• Insurance Salesman: You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac.
  Bell Boy: That... that does explain a lot doesn't it....
• Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
• The most important thing in life is to love someone.
  The second most important thing in life is to have someone love you....