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People Who Take Cold Baths Never Have Rheumatism, But They Have Cold Baths.
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People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have
cold baths.
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Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths...all temperature cheer.
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English.
No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?...
As a matter of cold fact, a lot of people have no use for you because they can't use you.
INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
The properties of ink are peculiar and contradictory...
Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school. Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?...
Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet. -- Men vs. Bee
Have a cold? Let me introduce you to Doc Jack Kevorkian.
Lillehammer? You must have seen me swimming in cold wate
Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac