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  Waiter: Well, I don't see what the problem is. You ordered an omelet and told me to step on it!...
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• Waiter! Check please!
• Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
• WAITER! there's soup in my fly!
• Waiter: Unemployed actor.
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