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• Peterson's Rules: (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky.
  (2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one....
• Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee
  1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck")....
• 1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
  2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!...
• Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
  2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....
• 1. In any rule set, there are always missing rules.
  2. The missing rules are the ones you need. 3....
• Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
  2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality....
• ick n. 1. A jiffy (sense 1). 2. In simulations, the discrete unit of time that passes between iterations of the simulation mechanism.
  In AI applications, this amount of time is often left unspecified, since the only constraint of interest is the ordering of events....
• ick: n. 1. A {jiffy} (sense 1). 2. In simulations, the discrete unit of time that passes between iterations of the simulation mechanism.
  In AI applications, this amount of time is often left unspecified, since the only constraint of interest is the ordering of events....
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
  (2) You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....