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• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats? A: They replace your generator.
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
• Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
  A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....