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• Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota? A: Open other end.
• TV host: Okay, the capital of North Dakota was named for what German ruler?
  Homer: Hitler! Marge: [coming in with food] Hitler, North Dakota?...
• Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink?
  A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)...
• Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers? A: A nervous wreck.
• Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.
• Abundant caution does no harm. COKE
• Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean? A: A darned good start.
• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!