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• What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
• Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• Judge: An unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress.
• Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
• Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
  A: A failure....
• Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey?
  A: Nothing....