QOTD: "A University Faculty Is 500 Egotists With A Common Parking Problem.

QOTD: "A University Faculty Is 500 Egotists With A Common Parking Problem.

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"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."

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A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
-- Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College...
Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi
When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
--Bob Edward...