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• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
• I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
• QOTD: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave.
• QOTD: "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass.
• Snow! I want snow NOW!!!!
• Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.