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• If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
• QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion.
• I walk this way because I have to.
• QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off.
• QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
• QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
• QOTD: "Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs.
• QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tracto
  had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower....
• QOTD: "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
  On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....