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QOTD: "I Won't Say He's Untruthful, But His Wife Has To Call The Dog For Dinner.
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QOTD:
"I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
dog for dinner."
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A newly married man comes home to find his wife in tears.
He asks what caused the tears and she tells him. "The dog ate our dinner!...
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.." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
Ward has no heart, they say, but I deny it: He has a heart, and gets his speeches by it.
-- Samuel Rogers (1763-1855) -- Epigram...
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