A newly married man comes home to find his wife in tears. He asks what
caused the tears and she tells him. "The dog ate our dinner! To which he
replies: "Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! [raises a huge
bone of meat]
[Bart gasps]
[tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his
guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...