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• The only time I refused a drink I didn't understand the question.
• QOTD: "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it.
• Computer: How do you feel? Spock: I don't understand the question.
• QOTD: "There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking.
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5.
• For such a cute kid, you sure turned out ugly.
• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
• No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!