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• There is no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it.
• QOTD: If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
• QOTD: "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it.
• QOTD: "Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question.
• QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion.
• I will not quarrel with a slight mistake, such as our nature's frailty may excuse. -- Roscommo
• O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! My tables,--meet it is I set it down, That one may smile, and smile, and be a villai
  At least I 'm sure it may be so in Denmark. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc....
• I may not be right, but I make up for it by being sure.
• Yes sir. No sir. No excuse sir. Sir, may I ask a question.
  Sir, may I make a statement. -- The five reponses a West Point Cadet may give to a superior -- during the Plebe year....