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• QOTD: "Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question.
• Computer: How do you feel? Spock: I don't understand the question.
• I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
• When Grandpa is told his flag only has 49 stars, he snaps, "It will be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missour-ah!
  When Missouri first wanted to enter the Union as a slave state, abolitionists at the time flatly refused to recognize Missouri as a state....
• I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.
• I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it!
• You do not understand hatred as I understand it. Only hate keeps me alive.
  ] Why else should I endure this pain? I must see the Doctor die in shame and dishonour....
• I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
• Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
  Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you, but you and I would be the only ones here who would understand the answer....