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QOTD: "Unlucky? If I Bought A Pumpkin Farm, They'd Cancel Halloween.
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"Unlucky? If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween."
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I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I'm gonna find a tractor that small. -- Steven Wrigh
For THIS I bought a computer?
QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
QOTD: "Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs.
I bought a computer to save time ..
I bought a cordless extension cord.
There's only one thing I believe about luck - it's unlucky to be behind at the end of the game.
-- Bill Russell...
Fry: Augh, I am so unlucky. I've run over black cats that were luckier than me.
