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• Real computer scientists don't write the user interface, they merely argue over what it should look like.
• Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
  Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA....
• Computer scientists do it on command.
• Computer scientists simulate doing it.
• Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
  -- Anonymous -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA...
• Real computer scientists love the concept of users.
  Users are always real impressed by the stuff computer scientists are talking abou...