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Real Computer Scientists Love The Concept Of Users.
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Real computer scientists love the concept of users. Users are always
real impressed by the stuff computer scientists are talking about;
it sure sounds better than the stuff they are being forced to use now.
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Real computer users used core!
Real computer users do it on the command line.
Real computer scientists play go. They have nothing against the concept of mountain climbing, but the actual climbing is an implementation detail best left to programmers.
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....
Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, otherwise how would they read their mail.
Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how could they read their mail?
FORTRAN... Then, as now, the language used by scientists with real problems.