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• A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. LAO-TZE
• Wander down the ancient hallway, taking the stairs only one at a time.
• Seems like this farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• There is a trickle of water falling over the falls.
• One sits down first, one thinks afterwards.
• Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.
  Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over....
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec....
• My motto is: One chocolate donut is worth 1000 bran muffins.