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See, These Two Penguins Walked Into A Bar, Which Was Really Stupid, 'cause The Second One Should Have Seen It.
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See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause
the second one should have seen it.
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EFFECT, n. The second of two phenomena which always occur together in the same order.
The first, called a Cause, is said to generate the other -- which is no more sensible than it would be for one who has never seen a dog except in the pursuit of a rabbit to declare the rabbit the cause of a dog....
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
A man walked into a bar. It hurt!
Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve him.
Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your shop?...
bar: /bar/ n. 1. The second {metasyntactic variable}, after {foo} and before {baz}.
Suppose we have two functions: FOO and BAR. FOO calls BAR....
I heartily accept the motto -- "That government is best which governs lea
and I should like to see it acted up to more rapidly and systematically....