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• A termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bartender here?
• A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
  . "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man....
• I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
• A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
• See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it.
• The Elephant Man I am not an animal! --John Hu
• A guy walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Since when did you have sawdust on the floor?
  That's not sawdust," the bartender said. "It's last night's furniture." -- Joey Adam...
• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
  -- Lily Tomli...