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• She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
• My mind is willing, my checkbook is weak.
• Adieu, she cried, and waved her lily hand.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Sweet William's Farewell to Black-eyed Susa...
• And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
  My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world of sigh...
• Her tears her only eloquence. -- Roge
• The crowd went crazy as Tommy hit the stage. Little Sally got lost as the police bossed the crowd back in a rage.
  ... Sixteen stitches put her right and her dad said, 'Don't say I didn't warn ya!...
• Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
  [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
• HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears.
• Beauty's tears are lovelier than her smile. -- Campbell