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• My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors.
  The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
  Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
• Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• Wiggum: Now, what I am about to show you next may shock and educate you.
  Hold onto your values as we step through the looking glass into a hippie pot party....
• Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here.
  And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!...
• You wouldn't want to meet the person of your dreams in a bar.
  'Cause when you get married and your little boy says, "Dad, what was it like when you first met Mom?...