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• She was Bred in Old Kentucky But She's Only a Crumb Up Here. -- Curly Howard
• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• Cut yourself a slice of throat. -- Curly Howard
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
• I lay my head on the railroad tracks, Waitin' for the double E.
  The railroad don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful me....
• Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
• Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.