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• She was bred in ol' Kentucky But she's just a crumb up here She was knock-knee'd and double-jointed With a cauliflower ear Someday we will be married And if vegetables become too dear I'll just cut me a slice of Her cauliflower ear!
  -- Curly Howard, "The Three Stooge...
• Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk -- Curly Howard
• I used to work in a bakery as a pilot ... I used to take the bread from one corner and pile it in the other.
  -- Curly Howard...
• She was Bred in Old Kentucky But She's Only a Crumb Up Here. -- Curly Howard
• I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it. -- Alfred Hitchcock
• Don't take yourself too seriously. And don't be too serious about not taking yourself too seriously.
  -- Howard Ogde...
• If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
• You might cut yourself on a long sword.
• A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbor notice it.
  -- Trygve Lie...