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• Well, I was wondering if you and I you know, might go to the same place at the same time and.
  .. Jeez! You'd think this would get easier with time!...
• You can expose yourself on the subway and it doesn't cost you a dime.
  Unless you spit. Then it's a twenty-five-dollar fine....
• I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
  Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time....
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• Amarie: "And what do you want from me?" Riker: "I was hoping you might know his business partners.
  Amarie: "And why should I help you?" Riker: "To be honest, I can't think of a good reason....
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
  It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...