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• Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. -- Thoreau
• Circumstantial evidence is dangerous. Just because you have a truss is no indication that you are a purse snatcher.
• Worf: "I wish to note for the record that the evidence against my clients is entirely circumstantial.
  I *beg* the court to consider this, when pronouncing its sentence....
• Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget.
• When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. -- Henry David Thoreau
• When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
• Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
• A decision is what you are finally forced to make when you can not find some dumb committee.
• When the customer has beaten upon you long enough, give him what he asks for, instead of what he needs.
  This is very strong medicine, and is normally only required once. -- The Consultant's Curse...