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• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
  Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....
• Grampa: [pours Lisa a cup of coffee] Sugar? Lisa: Yes, ten please.
  Bart: [shaking] Hey Grampa, top me off. Grampa...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Homer: Now you Boy! Bart: [scared] Oh. [plane approaches cops standing on their cars] You can't escape Bob.
  If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will....
• Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
  Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: Well, I'd hate to tell the number one cop in town how to do his job....
• Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
  [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
• Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
  But instead, we've got the next best thing!...