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The Alarm Clock That Is Louder Than God's Own Belongs To The Roommate With The Earliest Class.
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The alarm clock that is louder than God's own
belongs to the roommate with the earliest class.
Related:
One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
Louder than Sam Kinnison.
The odds are 6:5 that if one has late classes, one's roommate will have the earliest possible classes.
Actions speak louder than coaches.
Bullets speak louder than reason.