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• Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together .
  .. -- Carl Zwanzig...
• Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  ......
• Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  The only difference is that "May The Force be with you" sounds a lot nicer than "May you be covered in duct tape....
• dark-side hacker n. A criminal or malicious hacke
  a cracker. From George Lucas's Darth Vader, "seduced by the dark side of the Force"....
• dark-side hacker: n. A criminal or malicious hacke
  a {cracker}. From George Lucas's Darth Vader, "seduced by the dark side of the Force"....
• HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
  If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
• Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
  -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh...