Duct Tape Is Like The Force. It Has A Light Side And A Dark Side, And It Holds The Universe Together.

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Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it
holds the universe together. The only difference is that "May The Force be
with you" sounds a lot nicer than "May you be covered in duct tape."
-- Carl Swanzig

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