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• Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together .
  .. -- Carl Zwanzig...
• Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  ......
• The Force is what holds everything together. It has its dark side, and it has its light side.
  It's sort of like cosmic duct tape....
• HEALTH: Never go to the hospital or visit a doctor.
  If you have a stroke, keep drinking and act like you prefer to use only one side of your body....
• You may be redneck... if your brake lights are covered with red tape.
• If it can't be fixed with Vise-Grips & duct tape, it can't be fixed.
• May the force be with you. -- Luke Skywalke