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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• How could they think women a recreation? Or the repetition of bodies of steady interest?
  Only the ignorant or the busy could. That elm of flesh must prove a luxury of prime...
• The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was sof
  her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once - the white stuff came At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow....
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...
• But to see her was to love her, Love but her, and love forever.
  For nature made her what she is, and ne'er made sic anither!...
• The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
  She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love. -- DeGourmo...
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....