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The Light Of A Hundred Stars Does Not Equal The Light Of The Moon.
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The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
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The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon.
How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world....
How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed.
Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days....
How many "Changing light bulbs"-joke writers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't figured that out yet....
How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....