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• Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
  .. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
• Homer: Lisa, did you see the Grammys? Lisa: You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.
  Homer: Well, you haven't heard the last of them. -- Oh yeah?, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
  Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album. Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero! David: Oh, you like my music?
  Barney: [surprised] You're a musician? -- Birds of a feather, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Marge: [dejected] No one bought a wishbone necklace.
  Homer: Well, one of us made some money! I sold a guy our spare tire....
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
• Lisa: Wow, an original Malibu Stacey from 1958! [Sees the huge, pointed breasts] Oh.
  .. Man: Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out....
• Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
  What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....