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Bored? Drive The Speed Limit... In Your Garage.
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Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.
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You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
But, officer, I was doing the speed limit! In hexadecimal!
Speed Limit: 186,000 mps Strictly Enforced
Speed limit 300 baud; tagline construction area!
Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored.
Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage....
Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph).
-- presumable misprint from the 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual....
It's hard to drive at the limit, but it's harder to know where the limits are. -- Stirling Mo
No,no..no,no,no,no...no,no,no,no...no,no there's no limit!
A truly reckless driver is one who passes you when you are already exceeding the speed limit.