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0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own?
-- from THE HACKER TEST...
Worf! You're a romantic! It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
-- Dr. Pulaski and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
Students made it long ago,' said Rincewind. Handy way in and out after lights out.
' 'Ah,' said Twoflower, 'I *understand*. Over the wall and out to brightly-lit tavernas to drink and sing and recite poetry, yes?...
May your next romantic encounter be interrupted by a large nuclear explosion.
Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.
Incorrigible Romantic
Living your life according to the Bible is like trying to fix your stereo by using toaster instructions.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
Bored? Turn your TV picture tube upside down..
Vogon poetry makes you want to gnaw on your toes!