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• Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
  vi...
• Cats are hard on cars. Mostly when you chase them over curbs!
• Down to the Banana Republics, Down to the tropical sun.
  Go the expatriated Americans, Hoping to find some fun....
• You have the Pyrrhic dance as yet, Where is the Pyrrhic phalanx gone?
  Of two such lessons, why forget The nobler and the manlier one?...
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Why don't you go play in the food processor?
• If you chase two rubbits, both will escape.
• If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
• Driving in Texas is simple. For the first 100 miles you swerve to avoid jackrabbits.
  For the second 100 miles you hit whatever jackrabbits get in the way....