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• There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
  -- W.C. Field...
• A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited.
  He thinks the whole world revolves around him--and it usually does. -- W. C. Field...
• There comes a time in a man's life when he must rise above principle.
• Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. -- W. C. Field
• Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten [on W. C. Fields]
• Any man who hates dogs and loves whiskey can't be all bad. -- W. C. Field
• You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
  -- W. C. Field...