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• Quote #152 "Tiger gotta hunt. Bird gotta fly. Man gotta sit and wonder why, why, why.
  Tiger gotta sleep. Bird gotta land. Man gotta tell himself he understand....
• Why does love got to be so sad?
• Why Didn't Jesus go to college? Because he got nailed on the boards.
• A man's got to be his own savior.
• LARGE MAN: Who's that then? CART DRIVER: (Grudgingly) I dunno, Must be a king.
  LARGE MAN: Why? CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him....
• Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room?
  Why should a man want to read the Bible when he's with a woman alone in a motel room?...
• Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
• I don't expect it to read my mind; that's why I've got a girlfriend.