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• To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
  -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coa...
• To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go above fifty-eight degrees.
  If you collapse on a street in New York, plan to spend a few days there....
• To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire.
  These generally go for six hundred thousand. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coa...
• To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks.
  There are, in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people....
• New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
  I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York....
• Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!
• Live from New York ... It's Saturday Night!
• No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris .
  .. [because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping ....
• Party honesty is party expediency.
  -- Grover Cleveland (1837-1908) -- Interview in New York Commercial Advertiser, Sept, 19, 1889...