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• Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy. -- Linda Festa
• The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders.
  -- Linda Festa...
• In the worst inn's worst room, with mat half hung.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle iii, Line 299...
• Mary and Joseph at the door to the inn: "Do you have a room for the night?
  Innkeeper: "You've got to be joking - it's Christmas!...
• What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney.
• Whoe'er has travell'd life's dull round, Where'er his stages may have been, May sigh to think he still has found The warmest welcome at an inn.
  -- William Shenstone (1714-1763) -- Written on a Window of an I...
• During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has been upon trial.
  What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy...
• During almost fifteen centuries the legal establishment of Christianity has been upon trial.
  What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy...