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• What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?
• Harvey: A romantic vacation can provide titillation.
  Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America's fine AAA-approved motor lodges....
• Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
• Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at home.
  Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook will make you anything you want....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doo
  and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else. -- Joseph Campbell...
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. -- Saul Bellow