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• Education helps earning capacity. Ask any college professor.
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• Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
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• Is it 1974? What's for SUPPER? Can I spend my COLLEGE FUND in one wild afternoon?
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• The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
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