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• When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
  -- H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae...
• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry late
  for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencke...
• What is done with joy is always better done. -- H. L. Mencke
• One horse laugh is worth 10,000 syllogisms. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite.
  They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one....
• Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible.
  -- H. L. Mencke...