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• When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
• Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
  MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...