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Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.
Livingston's Laws of Fat: 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall....
1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
-- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. -- Schmidt's Observatio
Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
The following appeared in a newsletter about health published in the country of Sauria.
"According to Sauria's leading nutritional experts, a diet high in complex carbohydrates, and low in fat is optimal for good health and longevity....
The nutritional content of most promises is nearly zero.
The average nutritional value of promises is roughly zero.
Inside this fat body there's a skinny person screaming to get out. I ate her.