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• Inside this fat body there's a skinny person screaming to get out. I ate her.
• All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person. -- Schmidt's Observatio
• Schmidt's Observation: All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
• Fat person: Nutritional Overachieve
• Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at!
• Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. -- Katherine Whiteho
• In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
• Livingston's Laws of Fat: 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
  2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall....
• 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
  -- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....