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Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones.
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Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
-- Rita Rudner
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* l I"""_____________l______________l___"""I\ l *// _l__l_ ....
One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on the envelopes. -- Rita Rudne
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudne...
Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudne
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudne...
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
-- Rita Rudne...