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• I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
• Mr Churchill, you are drunk! Yea, and you're ugly. Yes, but I can have selective cosmetic and plastic surgery and I will be beautiful, whereas you will still have the disease of alcholism.
• One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on the envelopes. -- Rita Rudne
• Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
  -- Rita Rudne...
• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...